Return of the Twat - Watch my flow!

Gender, age and location:
Shemale, 28, INSIDE YOU

What do you do when you don't play WoW?:
Fap, study quantum physics, play games, eat, and upload videos to www.gogogrannyyo!.com

Do you wish to join as Raider or Social?:
Socialist

What is the name of the Character you are applying with?
Lazaryth

Do you have any alt names some of our members might know you better as? If so, please list them here:
C***
Cock
lil guy
Hobo
Homo


Do you know anyone already in the guild?:
Yes- Im pretty sure I have offended every single one of them at some point in my 5 or 6 years of playing. At least, that is my aim.

What's your history on Draenor? When did you come here, which guilds have you been in, and why did you leave them?:
(If you are X-Realm or new to Draenor we would like to know more about your history before Draenor also)
From the very birth of Draenor.
Too many guilds now to mention in a social app, but the most recent being Nemuri.

What is your relationship with PvP?:
we go back a long way. We used to date but then, like most things, became too annoying, so buried her under the patio.

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Character Class:
Hunter NE

What's your "pretend" role in raids, and why?:
Edited the line above for clarity. It would be DPS. Because thats all I can do.

Have you ever "changed main", if so, what made you do so?:
Nope.

Please provide a link to your Armory profile:
http://eu.battle.net/wow/en/character/draenor/lazaryth/simple

(i like the word simple at the end of that.)

Are you willing to pick up utility talents to improve raid perfromance at the cost of your own DPS/TPS/HPS?:
Fo'shizzle

Do you have any logs to show off how good you are?
(if no, you really should try to get one made, worldoflogs.com is easy to use to make one)
Negative. But most of the guys should know I'm more than capable of getting in the top 20 in a 25man raid.

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Is your English good enough for you to communicate on Vetrilo and in text without any problems or delays?
Barely.

Do you have any problems with listening to instructions or talking on ventrilo if needed?
Indeed. I hate you fashists who command me! (However, evidently, I'll back down and accept)

Does your ISP or hardware ever hold you back from performing your best in raids?
Two different questions in 1!
ISP = No
Hardware = Yes. I need to see a specialist doctor about it.

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Can you Normally attend all of our raid times? (Monday, Tuesday and Thursdays from 20:30->24:00 gametime):
Probably not, but I have no intention of raiding at this time.

Do you do anything to make sure you play as good as your class can be played?:
I do try yes.

What's your relation to Keybinds?:
Mother.

How often do you use potions?:
As and when needed

Are you willing to reflask even if its just for 1 more pull?
Yup.

Are you willing to do the needed gold/rep farming to always have the best enchants and gems on your gear?
Gear enchants = yes
Rep Farming = yes
Gold Farming = I'm not sure of this phrase? I Copper farm if that helps...

Which professions do you have?:
crappy LW (440 or something)
JC - (450?)

Are you fussed about loot?:
Only if it doesn't go to me.

Tell us about the last time you did a major mistake during a raid:
I don't make mistakes. Chuck Norris does. (I probably pulled/ran (in to) something)

What do you like to do in game when you don't raid?:
Chat up Ariadnah/Dailyn
Take screenshots of Roonie and laminate them.

Why apply to us? And is there anything else you would like to say about yourself?:
Mainly because most of the losers I've met over the years are here, and would like to laugh at their misfortune of the possibility of having me in their guild again.

Im pretty easy going. Good for a laugh (normally the target of the humour) and put in the effort when its really needed. I dont shy away from challenges, and like to think im helpful if help is required.
Outside of wow, I work as an IT Analyst for the biggest Poker company in the world, and am a qualified scuba diver which I do like to try and do at least a few times a year.
A few members are friends with me on facespace, so will also be able to tell you I have a good chance of winning the Fugly Inbreed Awards 2010 this year! So keep voting!

Big moment !

Hi!

We'll give the slackers some chance to comment on the your application.

*Knuffel*

Ari

ps. big news, Ubor has joined the guild too!

who is this guy ?

<3 !

The fail is strong in this one

Good luck matey!

nom nom, sure why not

Accepted, whisper a member for invite.